Chello & Caulice's rules for life.

1. life hurts. not as much as sitting on a bike without seats, but it hurts.

2. hank's mom wears jumpers.

3. there is a light at the end of every tunnel, lets just hope this one isn't a train.

4. love is painful.

5. westside is NOT the best side.

6. don't pet ostriches.